		Welcome I didn't really realize how much of a freak I was until I reread this. I apologize to Mada and Zippy. But I'm serious about the thing at Jack in the Box. His name was Jake, we had a good time. As for the elbow sex, go watch rocky horror. -Michi out
	michi kat banana nougat

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Names: Michi, Kat, Banana, and Nougat
Residence: Midwest, US of A
Quest: To seek the Holy Grail

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[When Good Conversation Starters Go Bad]

You know how somtimes you're talking to someone and you say something to get the conversation really started and they catch you totally off guard with some crazy ass stuff? Well, that's what this page is for. I hope you enjoy it!^-^

All of this actually happened. Like, seriously.

The Raccoon.

Mada: What's up?
Michi: I saw a dead raccoon on the side of the road and thought of you.
Mada: oh, uhm...thanks...

The Serial Killer

Zippy: What're you reading about?
Michi: *dead stare* Serial Killers.
Zippy: ....*backs away*
(No pun intended with the dead stare thing.)

The Homosexual

Nougat: So, what'd you do this weekend?
Michi: I had elbow sex with a homosexual in a Jack in the Box. You?
Nougat: I think I hate you a little bit.

The Raccoon Returns

Mada: Hey, how was your weekend?
Michi: Not bad, actually. Guess what! I saw-
Mada: Lemme guess, you saw another dead raccoon that made you think of me.
Michi: Well, yes, but I was going to say I saw a good movie.
Mda: Oh....