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Celia finds Cooley's stash of rot gut, locates a jar (cleans it out in the most lady like manner) and proceeds to get stinkin' drunk while vowing to get Simon and his little dog... er Lily too. (Aug 18)


Celia swaying around the cabin after having apparently drunk 4/5 of a bottle of bathtub gin is interrupted by Simon who comes to bring her a fish to eat.  Celia taunts Simon about being happy he's stuck on the island where he is "the ruler of your little kingdom",  as she keeps chugging away at the bottle. 

They keep trading insults until Simon tries to take away her bottle and offers to let her come back to the cave if she'll shut up and behave.  They actually seem to be having a moment until Celia regally retorts, "I think I would rather have a tribe of pygmies chew my flesh off my bones."  Simon splits, Celia throws his fish at him saying, "You practice your kisses on that cold fish until the cold fish that you're sleeping with decides to give into her basic instincts IF SHE HAS ANY!" 

An upset Celia,  starts searching the place, deciding that Cooley might have hidden something of value.  Then by accident she finds a strong box saying, "For Emergency Use Only",  jokes that "I believe this qualifies as an emergency", pulls out the flares and ecstatically proclaims, "Oh, finally.  Advantage me." (August 21)



Celia overhearing Simon and Lily making plans to leave the Island vows that she will not be left alone on the Island and puts her plan in motion.  She retrieves the flares she found earlier, sets fire to the cabin and calls Simon for help.  While Simon sifts through the burning cabin frantically calling for Celia, she's in the Cave finding the diamond (once again stashing it in her bra... ouch!) and making off with the raft and the food supplies.

Later, Simon and Lily spot Celia (off camera) on the raft, and Simon seeing her dissapear under a riptide makes a feeble attempt (he doesn't put one toe in the water) to save her, as he's held back by Lily who whines that he has to stay and "Help MEEE!!!!! (Since there's no body found,  Celia is only soap dead... how much you want to bet she's picked up by the QEII and is making merry with the money from her diamond?) . (Aug 28, 2000)



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