Word count: 391 | Completed:Yes | Style: Silly movie plan (Now with pictures!)

Cast

Jonathan the Papaya	Eyebrow the Spoon	Circule the Fire Hydrant	Dead the Spork	Penguin the Penguin

Jonathan the heroic Papaya (played by Paul McGann)
Eyebrow the smart Spoon (played by Leonard Nimoy)
Circule the bare-chested Fire Hydrant (played by Robson Green)
Elipsis the provocative punctuation (played by Jean Marsh)
Dead the evil and mildly deceased Spork (played by Alan Cummings)
Penguin, minion of Dead (played by Sylvester McCoy)

Crew

Directed by Mr. H. System
Written by Arthur J. Minge
Produced by Elastic Shoes
Music by The Pear Shop People

Catchphrase

They have had the lawn trimmer for too long, and its time to give it back.

Synopsis

Jonathan (who is the Eternal Papaya but doesnt know it yet) finds that he has had the lawn trimmer of ineffable cutting-ness for too long. He goes next door to return it only to find that he has overslept and it is five thousand years later. His old neighbours have been replaced by flatmates Eyebrow and Ellipsis. Jonathan secretly falls for Elipsis when she makes some very nice coffee. Eyebrow, who has held a torch for her for a very long time doesnt notice, but drinks coffee.

Jonathan explains that he wants to return the lawn trimmer, but he seems to have been asleep for too long and doesnt know where his neighbour is. It is then revealed that his neighbour, once known as Bob, has become a twisted maniac known as Spork.

So Ellipsis, Eyebrow and Jonathan go on a long quest through the Coles underpants department, an Alaskan fish farm and the ancient banana pyramids of Egypt until they find out that Sporks minion, Penguin, was inside eyebrows hat all the time. They interrogate Penguin, who juggles cryptically and leads them into a trap.

Spork reveals himself and takes back the lawn trimmer in an elaborate plot involving too rooms and some cheese. Jonathan wishes to leave, but Spork explains that it was the lack of lawn trimmer that changed him from Bob to the evil maniac he is now. Eyebrow says some psychological stuff, Elipsis makes coffee and hides underneath Penguins hat for revenge.

A lot of trees are exploded, Jonathan escapes and Eyebrow decides to start a dog grooming business. Elipsis breaks both Jonathan and Eyebrows hearts when she decided to become the lining for Penguins hat. Spork is very happy with his returned lawn trimmer.

The end.

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