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Count Underscore
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Year: 2003 | School year: 9 | Subject: English | Format: Oral presentation | Grade: A
SETTING: Count Underscore is standing on his own, raving incoherently about email addresses in an empty room, but has a whiteboard marker.
*COUNT UNDERSCORE enters in flail of limbs, lands on floor with foot near shoulder*
COUNT UNDERSCORE (to foot)- Shown be to wanting is that punctuation! Valor of without! Valor of without! Green sausages and brine to thee! PROROGUE!
*COUNT UNDERSCORE suddenly stands up, still holding foot, looks about and finally puts legs down*
COUNT UNDERSCORE (to whiteboard marker)- Aqua Vitae is not a cocktail my rectangular friend.
* COUNT UNDERSCORE Suddenly blinks and stands in a proud pose*
COUNT UNDERSCORE-Verily must I entreat thee to listen, as coherence is fleeting. You sir!
*COUNT UNDERSCORE draws email ilikepie@hotmail.com on board and leaps back dramatically, pointing*
COUNT UNDERSCORE- Expire, my forfeit semblance of common muntinous potentious email addresses. I detest the muffle and circumstance you privy to minus any affliction with an underscore. Do you digress as to appertain to the unseemly punctuation? Do you abate to jaunt the gossamer solemnity of a line? Verily, you may amend your conceived jaunt and in outrage defy your unadvised creators and disassemble your coy namelessness without the valor of the punctuation that is wanting to be shown. Should you doom yourself with the affliction of a want to abate those taking custom of your uses? Merry, shalt you devise a fiendish plot that you entreat those who detest that discreet supple mark of punctuation? Nay, thy affliction shalt beguile those of unsemely stock, common dogs and the like. Distinguish thyself upwards from the attire of reeking mortals and execute your coming of time!!
*COUNT UNDERSCORE erases it and writes I_like_pie@hotmail.com*
COUNT UNDERSCORE- I hath devised a scheme for your valor as any villen might attest, you have naught to be ashamed of and minus circumstance to scathe. You are a fine address, you are a good address. I bid you farewell, should we meet again.
*COUNT UNDERSCORE draws a send button, pokes it, and erases email adress*
COUNT UNDERSCORE-I digress, those are minions of men, they do have a purple hue, I must with all solemnity depart as there is something awry with my thought
*COUNT UNDERSCORE exits with a silly walk*
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