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Welcome home to the weary, to the silly, to the downright loony and all those cheesy bits of goodness in between to the Noingy's Websneeze *cheers*, the virtual little rock of lunacy both maintained and inhabited by my muntiferous self, Erin Walsh. Alas, what with being in yr 12 (Australian school system) and being about to jump into University, I don't have much time to update this lovely place anymore.

There was a man who lived in a bucket. One day, he fell out of his bucket only to find someone had stolen his feet. "Damn" he said.

From here you can access my website empire, all the random websites that I have made. Some will be old, others young, and some so silly your brain will fall out your nose. You have been warned.

Updates
[8/8/06]
WOOOOOOO!Jon Briggs is fantabulously spiffy and likes Cottage Pie! Everyone must worship him now (sacrifices are probably not appreciated). In other news, I really need to add my latest sites to the site list. Mnn.

[15/1/06]
I really like stilton. Hmm.

[18/6/05]
I've made and added a new fansite. Surprise surprise.
[6/5/05]
Have steadily added A LOT of stuff to Ock Spot, fanart added to "Art" section.
[27/12/05]
Made a Snape fansite (screed) and uploaded many new images to Animalgam.

Site List

Here is a list of all the websites (apart from this central one) that I have made. It is constantly being filled with new things, as I make many new websites. You may also wish to view my livejournal for day-to-day happenings in my silicon-based life.

Click to visit "Cyrexa the Adeptly Adductive Argonian"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes| Content: Various avenues of silliness about my Morrowind character, Cyrexa the Argonian. Comics, nice artwork and a couple of screen capture puns.
Click to visit "Hooray For Mr. Shoutey Preachy Man!"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: Many fannish things about Brother Justin Crowe from HBO's "Carnivale". Wallpapers, icons, misc, all that malarky.
Click to visit "Screed"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes| Content: Fanart, fanmusic, games, wallpapers, icons, silly stories and poems, and plenty of information and images of Severus Snape.
Click to visit "Gebildet nicht von den Ruben"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: All of my original digital artwork made with Photoshop, 3Ds MAX, Apophysis, Illustrator and Poser in one handy-dandy site.
Click to visit "Sharedspace 911"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes| Content: A speculative look at the future. Set in 2106, this site outlines a Human colony, Human history, lots of alien species and various things of interest. All my own (often silly) ideas.
Click to visit "Animalgam"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: All of my original anime artwork.
Click to visit "Squished By Two Dumpsters"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: A short biography, filmography, wallpapers, icons and fanart about spiffy British actor, Alan Cumming. This site was made in less then 10 hours, so I'm rather proud.
Click to visit "Ock Spot"
Size: Large| Completed: Yes | Content: Lots of Alfred Molina and Doc Ock fannishness including audio and visual downloads, fanart, wallpapers, icons and muffin references.
Click to visit "Kathy's Kids"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: My mother tutors children aged 5 to 15. I set up this site for them to put some of their work on, so they can be proud of what they have achieved. I'm rather proud of the childish layout and cute animated mascot.
Click to visit "Teague Rook Should Be A Peanut"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: We all know it's true. Actor Teague Rook would make a very good peanut. This website has proof!
Click to visit "He's Spiffy!"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: My online tribute to the spiffy Australian actor, Jeremy Stanford.
Click to visit "Cyriax Fansquee"
Size: Medium| Completed: Yes | Content: Fanart, fanfiction, fanmusic and fansquee!
Click to visit "Endless Rapture"
Size: Big | Completed: Yes | Content: Many images of Leonard Nimoy throughout his career.
Click to visit "Comics To Explode The Mind"
Size: Medium | Completed: No | Content: A smattering of the comics I have drawn over the years. Not all of them, but a fair spread.
Click to visit "Cryon Creativity"
Size: Small | Completed: No | Content: When people actually start contributing things, this site will have fanart and fanfiction based around the sci-fi series Silversun. It really needs contributions.
Click to visit "Emotionless Aliens From Star Trek"
Size: Small | Completed: yes | Content: A list of people who see themselves as fans of emotionless aliens from Star Trek (primarily Spock, Tuvak and Data) I'm ruddy proud of the layout, too.
Click to visit "Psychosis"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes| Content: Wire In The Blood was just such a spiffy series, I decided to sit down and write full episode synopses and character profiles.
Click to visit "Spiffy Icons"
Size: Medium| Completed: Yes | Content: Lots of 100x100 icons I have made for everyone's use on their lj/blog/forum etc. Constantly being updated.
Click to visit "A Chap With Wings"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes| Content: Interviews, images and downloads all related to the spiffy actor, Nicholas Courtney.
Click to visit "The Knees of Micallef"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes| Content: Everything there is to know about Australian comedian Shaun Micallef, and lots of other drivel.
Click to visit "Ego Require Meus Potus Reus"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: Black Books is an amusing comedy about a drunken irishman who owns a bookshop.
Click to visit "Masonite"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes| Content: Image galleries, trivia and other fannish things about the wonderful anime character from Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Mason.
Click to visit "Luke Warm Potato Chips"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: Random things with no coherent theme.
Click to visit "The Holy Birch Of Paul McGann"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: Images, a biography and other fannish things about the talented British actor, Paul McGann.
Click to visit "The Celery Farm"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: Biographial information, pictures, audio and visual downloads, everything you'd need to know about Peter Moffat (Aka Peter Davison)
Click to visit "The Penguin Farm"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Biographial information, pictures, audio and visual downloads, everything you'd need to know about Percy James Patrick Kent-Smith (Aka Sylvester McCoy)
Click to visit "Destination Gallifrey"

Size: Large | Completed: No! | Content: Many Doctor Who things. This site is half complete and not very spiffy. It's just standing in place until I have it's replacement, Eldrad's Visions, ready.

Click to visit "Kate Duchene"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Pictures, biographical information and a filmography of the spiffy actress.
Click to visit "The Potions Lab"

Size: Large | Completed: No! | Content: Worst Witch things: A big HB image gallery.

Click to visit "Bubblegum Crisis"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Character profiles and images.
Click to visit "The Chronicles of Muntmunt"

Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: Muntmunt, a town created by yours truly, is a wonderful and interesting place. With the help of two of my friends, I created this site as a guide to the wonderful place that is Muntmunt.

Click to visit "Spiffacious Wallpapers"
Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Desktop backgrounds I have made, now with shiny new layout.
Click to visit "Loggods"

Size: Medium | Completed: Yes | Content: Information, bios and pictures about me and my group of friends.

Click to visit "Daylight Rambling"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Lots of rambling.
Click to visit "Art Tutorials"

Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: A short tutorial on how to draw anime things.

Click to visit "Local Insects"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Information on termites, ants and moths of the Canberra area..
Click to visit "Weatherwax"

Size: Small | Completed: Yes | Content: A small tribute page to my favourite character created by Terry Pratchet, the witch Esme Weatherwax.

Click to visit "Tormenting Daniel Jackson"
Size: Small | Completed: Yes | General idiocy surrounding the Stargate SG1 character Daniel Jackson.

 

And, just for nostalgia's sake, you can have a look at some of my old homepage layouts. Keep in mind that they're not up-to-date. Cybernetic Flame turned into I Like to invert things, which turned into an earlier The Noingy's Websneeze layout.

To Do

I'm unhappy with the layout/content/bog rolls of some of the above sites, so here is a list of the improvements to each site that I intend to do over the next milennium.

+ Add links to the (count 'em) four sites I've made recently and have been lazy about.

Comics to Explode The Mind : More comics shall be added.
Creative Cryons : Actually needs people to submit content.
Destination Gallifrey : Needs to be taken down and re-shaped into "Eldrad's Visions"
Bubblegum Crisis: Needs a complete revamp.

Expelliarmus : Needs a new layout.

Coming soon: Websites I want to make, so I probably will. At some point.

TUSTORIA (The Ultimate Star Trek Original Series Image Archive) ... The title is pretty self-explanitory.
Eldrad's Visions (A remake of Destination Gallifrey, with much better content)
Hardsuit (A proper Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 fansite)

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