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Michi
-"googleplastermork!" -Michi (I personally don't find that funny....)
-"would you be my friend if my name were phalangee?" -Michi
-Ego burn: "You're 19? I thought you were, like, 13." -Michi
-"I have come to the conclusion that all vampires should be asexual." -Michi
-"gosh damn, just can't tempt those rocks can you?" -michi
-Kid: Where do CD's come from?
Mom: Well honey, the digital faerie comes down and drops them out of her D Drive
- "I am in awe of your belching power" Michi to Banana
- "If we didn't have nose hairs, the boogers wou.d just fall right out!" -Michi
- "Gee, Ryan, how can I ever thank you enough for the packing peanuts?" -Michi

Kat
-"the sun is a star and a star is a rock...wait..." -Kat
-"I like spuds" -Kat
-"I want a banana, a very particular banana, one with a brown spot." -Kat
-"Sometimes, don't you wish we girls could have semicolons instead of periods?" -Kat, during English Class...
-"I'm sorry" -Kat (michi understands)
-"Oh no! There's a hole in my burrito!! Darn you crustaceans!!!" -Kat (it was one of those days...)
-"Yea! Then you could wear purple contacts to match your eyebrows!" -Kat(you'd have to be there)
-"Well fudge and rollie pollies-where the hell did I put those note cards?" -Kat (^^;;)
-*people in chrono trigger are all being killed* "haha sucks to be you"
-"stop chewing on my monkey!"
-"Your eye's so pretty I just wanna rip it out and keep it!" (to Banana)

Banana
-"Ow! that tickles!!" -Banana
-"I have wings on my face!!" -Banana
-"Look how nails my long have gotten!" -Banana
-"My mood is light purple!" -Banana
-"My eyeballs are gonna break it's so ugly!!" -Banana
-"Wouldn't it be cool if we all had retractable arms?? Then we could park in the handicap whenever we wanted! *plots* -Banana
-"Did you just call me a linear fart!?" -Banana talking to Kat

Nougat
-"capital zero" -Nougat
-"I thought John Cleese was dead..." -Nougat
-"...blah...Relavation...Wait, did I say that wrong?" -Nougat -_- (I was hyper...) Michi: *snicker*Of course

Mini conversations
-*Crissy and Kat sitting and reading*
*Crissy looks up-looks at Kat*
Crissy: "You look like an elf"
Kat: *look up*...what?

-Kat: Dude, is that pantyhose soup!?
Kat's mom: Yes, and we're having it for dinner.

-Some guy talking to another guy about Michi: "But she's so young!"
Michi: "Excuse me, but I prefer the term chronologically disadvantaged."
Michi's sister: *laughs*

-Friend of squad: "Well, at least we're on the same boat... Only because I sank yours."
Same dude: "Mary, you look like a coral reef."
Nougat: O_O "WTF?"

-Nougat speaking about yearbook: "I only want very few teachers to sign HOLY CRAP." Sees a Scary hairdo that's about as high as Nougat is tall.
Heere's the kicker. It was in a library. I attracted attention. What's new?

-Michi: Dude, someone called me that girl from the Insanity squad today.
Kat: We're the insanity squad? Cool. Do we wear spandex?
Michi: Only if it's black and I get cat ears.
Kat: deal.

-(sung to the aluetta tune)
Flying monkies!
Yummy flying monkies!
Flying monkies,
The ones we love to eat!
-Banana

-In French Class:
Anna: Hey, what's the nationality of a French person?
Michi: *blank stare* French......

-Over Instant Mesenger:
Michi: Hey, did you get my e-mail?
Sarah: YES!!!
Michi: You like?
Sarah: YOU'RE A FRIGGIN GENIUS!
Michi: lol

-Kat:dude, what are you high on?
Banana: prolly chile cause i'm pretty gassy tonight...
Kat: -_-;;;

-Kat: he reminded me of a teddy bear so i called him yogi. yeah.
Michi: How did he remind you of a teddy bear? He reminded me of a spastic lizard.
Kat: o.o

-Kat: T_T my ass
Michi: I don't really think you want me T_Ting your ass.

-Nougat: Sweetie, do you know what high maintenance is?
Tsuki:uhm...
Tsuki: Like cleaning alot?
Michi: ...-.-....

Friends
-"This is how I see the world, in rainbows and unicorns and pink sparkly twinkle wands" -Kelsey
-"I'm just generically bad at math *sigh*" -Will
-"Well you can take a phoenix -- and shove it up ur ASS!" -spoken in the terms of a true gamer T^T
-"[Michi], you are sexy like a ferret!" - Ashley J.

Others
-"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." -Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
-"I'm covered in bees! Covered in bees..." -Eddy Izzard
-Batman: They say mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: Yes, but a kiss can be deadlier if you really mean it.

-"Life's a bitch and so am I." -Catwoman
-"I was runnin' runnin' runnin' like a constipated weiner dog." -Weird Al
-"It's a very pretty boat-ship" -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"I'm not afraid anymore!" -kid from Donnie Darko
-"I'm a REAL boy!!" -Pinnochio(did i spell that right?)
-"if only we were wiener dogs, all our problems would be solved!" -the brave little toaster
-"YOU'RE AMISH?????" -anyone talking to Kidoni
-"I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!!" -Kitty Farmer, Donnie Darko
-"MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!" -John Cleese
-"I believe there's a hero in all of us." -Aunt May (Spiderman 2)
-"VISITETH UPON YE EXTREME ANNIHILATION!!" -Asuka from RealBout HighSchool
-"I don't wanna be happy! I wanna be sad!" -dwarf things
-"I'm a penguin! Cold Blooded!!"-Penguin from the Batman movie
-"The clever hawk hides his claws." -- unknown
-"In brief, Stalin was evil, but also a babe magnet." -- Scott McLemee

-"Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." --Murphy's Law
-*being sung* "I've laughed with mosters. I've cried with monsters. I'll die with monsters.. from HELL!!!!"
-"HUZZAH!!!!" -Crow and Tom Servo (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
-Tommy: You like that name, don't you Trumpy?
Trumpy: I prefer Myookibear.
-Tommy: Let's play!
Trumpy: Like hell, more food.
-O'Mehay
Shmah' Mehay-hena' keyika
ka-shmah' Mehay-jacon' itil
a' quean' enae
Nesera." -Darien, FalconDance
-"There's no earthly way of knowing>br> Which direction we are going..."- Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
-"It's the Hsawaknow."
"Is that Japanese?"
"No, it's WonkaWash spelled backwards."

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